This I5 Belieze

-you want some more cinamon crisps, he asked?
-always, but could we ask for some organs or even some oranges.-
yes but you can eat many, many cinamon crisps
-inside and outside?
-only in the dark

-We demand more organs
-Im afraid youll have to be more specific
-We demand more oranges
-Im afraid my associates of the east cannot provide the organs in quantities you desire
-What about the good people in Belieze?!!
-Ah yes they have many oranges

-I can tell you're really after organs and not oranges
-We thought this was abundantly clear
-well like the birds of aristopanies go i
-can we have some more cinamon crisps?
-ill cut you a deal for some organs
-sweet sweet organs

-go to the place where silver and gold are mined, in the caves of sepia toned sovranty, over the many forests valleys and hills
-this sounds like quite defeat
-you think organs just grow on trees?
-no, no we are much simple and know nothing but desire for organs
-but isnt it cold, here have some oranges
-id like some cinamon crisps too
-now youve really done it
-thank you, but i could have sworn the oranges were in Belieze
-this is Belieze

how to get famous or stop smoking cigarettes

ideas:

mitch hedberg tribute album
documentary/tv show underground celebrites
having land
barefoot movies
books about clever things
find the best of the internet
playing in multiple bands
read interesting fiction
keep a list of words people and ideas that are important
meeting super intelligent people
post pictures of yourself, publish things in mcsweeneys, start zine
be friends with really rich people
live in college towns?
or london
maybe buenos aries or santiago

summary of my day so far

It was nice to wake up to clouds this morning. It felt like it was close to the ocean.

I like that 9-5 lady soverign track there must be a way to get more of her stuff.

Fresh out of MIA at borders. No Cam'ron either. Is the new Handsome Boy Modeling School good? Tim Meadows is on a couple tracks leading me to believe this is probably a funny album. The Streets Original Pirate Material is really outstanding.

Armadillo had Purple Haze but no Go Team or Clap your hands say yeah

Pizza Train is crowded. i smoke a third a camel cigarette, a desperate process if i do say so.

attn. davis peeps + sea beast + woodlands super friends + orange county nuevo riche

you can expect to enjoy the following things poppen here in the next little while. cant post it now, im not very good at this blogging thing but some of this shit is funny and or fresh:

Audio
Sexy Prison's Last Show @ Rick Ele's - 20 minutes, battery ran out early

The Books - Live at the UCDavis Coffee House - approx 60 minutes

Bloc Party - Live in Portland, 7 songs, again battery ran out early but their hits are there

Jon Roberts post BRL, Ex List Band - 2 songs @ 2600 loyala

Graduation Party at Hectors sketchy friends house on Douglass, featuring:
CIA - Evan telling the crowd to switch sides of the room
Hector's Band - good 5 minute rocking joint
Tera Melos - Tearing shit up for 3 or 4 songs + minimal McNeill commentary + CIA background noise
++++++++++++++++++++
After show conversation feat. Megan, Doug, Aaron, Jordan Bass, McNeill, Amie - much discussion of chapparals and design parties

George Zhu + his lady - stoned analysis of criminal activity in SE Portland homes feat. CIA in background

And finally, highlights of McNeill's running log of Spring Quarter 2005 in Davis featuring Party Updates, Guitar Solos, Soccer jokes, N64 sounds, glib commentary and other peoples voices you might recognize.


Images
McNeill's pics from South America, maybe some old MS Paint if I can ever get my old laptop to work with out deleting all my shit, collection of hand written/scribble on white paper - approx 50-60 pages

Words
Discussion of Camoflauged Houses, Southeast Texas, pyramid schemes, Southwest Colorado, Pirate fiction, Land Acquisition, Latin American cities, European women, V.I. Lenin, thrift store suits, Neal Cassidy, Justin Timberlake, new Silver Jews album, inevitable Stone Roses reunion, Dick Cheney, British sports cars and Pall Mall filters.