how to get famous or stop smoking cigarettes

ideas:

mitch hedberg tribute album
documentary/tv show underground celebrites
having land
barefoot movies
books about clever things
find the best of the internet
playing in multiple bands
read interesting fiction
keep a list of words people and ideas that are important
meeting super intelligent people
post pictures of yourself, publish things in mcsweeneys, start zine
be friends with really rich people
live in college towns?
or london
maybe buenos aries or santiago