yao mings parents are chinese communist spies

and other various conspriacy theories





Also, since this page is so underground that no one reads it is safe to say here that FOURAIS is the real name of the company with the front of THREAIS. FOURAIS is an acronym for Anti American Ascetic Adventure Investor Squad.

new shoes

im trying to get a new pair of weatherproof shoes even though i dont really need them now but will for future use. probably wont need them when i go to...

WORLD CUP 2006 IN GERMANY. for those of you who may or may not know i reeaally like Germany. This is going to be the worlds biggest party. i heard you could possibly still get tickets to games for Iran or Trinidad. either team would be great.

i got really fired up about this today for some reason. i also purchased some clove cigarrettes. i dont really want to smoke that much because im hella slow and want to be fast again.

my burgeoning career as a pitcher is not all that burgeoning. i need to go hit up some cages or the driving range i realize this has nothing to do with pitching but i want to find some old early to mid ninties tapes of greg maddux's games to learn to pitch like him.

god fucking damn it wheres my diploma